Everything

9-11 changed everything.
Cats chase dogs.
Rain falls up.

Blacks oppress whites.
Automobiles create gasoline.
Cigarettes cure cancer.

Torture is good.
And we don't, anyway.
Hurricanes never strike
populated areas.
There is no poverty.

Marriage is between one man
and one woman.
The rich need more money.
Corporations have our
best interests at heart.

War is healthy for children
and other living things.
9-11 changed
everything.