The Twelve days of Fitzmas

On the twelfth day of Fitzmas
Fitzgerald sent to jail:
Rumsfeld rattling sabers;
Mike Brownie sleeping;
Tom Delay conspiring;
Karl Rove dissembling;
Bill Frist diagnosing;
Dick Cheney sneering;
Scooter Libby lying;
George Dubya Bush;
Paul Wolfowitz;
John Bolton;
Condaleezza Rice;
and McClellan in the first cell.